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Boris Is A Tool

So said the man himself. Yes, it was hot in the basement of the Imperial at the London Councils fringe and yes, it was after all true Conservatives had previously packed out the Nelson Room at the Hilton for the Free Society event and drunk the place dry of champagne.

Boris, speaking off the cuff as he does best, compared himself to one of those stone-in-hoof removal tool thingies that one finds on Swiss Army knives. “I will be the tool that removes the pebble of King Newt from City Hall”, quoth the golden mop-top.

Go Boris!

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